Can you guess what's in these packages that have been sitting on my porch for months now?
a. Vestiges of an American institution doomed by inept customer service
b. Scorpion housing and fodder for target practice
c. Parts that don't fit my Sears dishwasher, never picked up as promised
d. A and C
e. A great source of personal frustration
f. B and E
g. All of the above